I can’t believe I’m linking to Yet Another “Weird Al” Yankovic video, but here it is. It seems that Al culled mission statements from a wide variety of organizations and put them to music, based on Stephen Stills’ love song to Judy Collins, “Suite: Judy Blue Eyes.” Warning: I wasn’t sure whether to laugh or seek medical attention, but it will definitely impact the way I talk about project goals.

Thanks to Craig Brown for calling my attention to this one.